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Return Policy.....in painful detail: (with humorous examples that should make you giggle if you have a pulse)

All sales are final, unless a mistake has been made by us. (It hasn't happened yet.....but it could....so we are stating this, like it is....because once this sentence is typed, it is nearly certain that Murphy will want to share his Law with us), and you have been sent the wrong item. Basically, let's put it this way.
Please follow the guide below, to give you examples:

Yay!! I can return this item because:

1) CarMiniatures.com sent me a purple Beetle Cabrio, when I clearly ordered a Yellow Meyers Manxter.

Yes….YES! (In fact that would be a yes with mega-apologies, and probably a bumper-kissing coupon in the package as well)

2) I ordered this spinny, light flashing...annoying noisy toy car thingy....but it isn't spinny, only one of the headlights are flashing...and I'm not nearly as annoyed by it as I would have hoped.

Yes!……but only because of the one headlight that isn’t flashing…(doesn’t that just seem tricky? Kinda like those darn word problems that you used to get on high school math tests that gave you all this extra information that you just didn’t need…..ok…never mind)

3) Most importantly!!! My reason for wanting to return this item is completely valid, and I contacted Shop 5 Car in advance, and they told me exactly what to do!!

Oh heck......This can't be returned becuase:

1) I changed my mind.

No……ok?…..just no.

2) My dog chewed a hole in the box it came in...while he was waiting for me to get home from work. He accidently chewed too far, and now I only have the diecast part of my Shelby but the tires and wheels have been clearly chewed off.

DUH! What are WE gonna do with a footless Shelby that glistens with dog slobber…..I mean really!! The answer is no.

3) Maybe I could say the mailman didn't deliver it?

No....you can't...because we are watching...and we know... (seriously though...we also use delivery confirmation...and once it is delivered....it's between you and the post office) But isn’t it just more fun to picture us as an all-knowing psychics?

4) I ordered this really cute Samba Van... However: my best friend took me to a movie last night, and it had a crazed, popsicle eating psycho in it, that terrified everyone by wearing chicken feathers and running over unsuspecting pedestrians…In his Samba Van…then threw chicken feathers out the window at the scene and sped away... Well, like, it just totally freaked me out, and it just doesn't seem cute to me anymore, and well....I, SO, don’t want it.

No…..and you can thank your “bad-movie-pickin” friend for THAT no!

We could think of many more detailed examples, but for fear that you may find us completely insane...we will just hold off on that for now.

 

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